The Empire of ETHIOPIA RPG is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 50 million ETHIOPIA RPGians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient ETHIOPIA RPGian economy, worth 1.93 trillion Birrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,550 Birrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ETHIOPIA RPG's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ETHIOPIA RPG is ranked 65,201^st in the world and 38^th in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 470.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.